April is National Poetry Month, so here is a nifty list of things to do to celebrate poetry, nationally.
- Read a poem every day.
- Write a poem every day.
- Go to a poetry reading.
- Stick a poem in your pocket.
- Having already exhausted the ways people traditionally celebrate Poetry Day after four activities, think briefly about going back to prose, then read more poems or something.
- Write a poem and tape it to your office window so people outside can enjoy it.
- Read poetry you found on a sign or a movie poster.
- Take down your window poem after somebody complains to your boss, then passive aggressively write sequel poems to it.
- Try to write a haiku in under 140 characters.
- Realize that writing twitter haiku is too hard, and instead tweet a picture of your haiku written on a page in your moleskine notebook.
- Write poetry on the sidewalk in chalk before vindictive bicyclists run you down while humming the music from Jaws.
- Submit your poetry to journals until those $3 Submittable fees match the amount you spend on wine per week.
- Speaking of wine, Holy Week is in April, so you could write a poetry suite using Catholic imagery to talk about your feelings even though you are not Catholic and you have no feelings.
- On Good Friday, write another poem that pretentiously uses commas to somehow represent the nails in crucifixion.
- Realize that fourteen people online have misinterpreted your religious poem and want to know why you are taking away their right to choose.
- By Easter, lose fourteen of your Facebook friends over that one poem you posted.
- Share your favorite poems online, checking seven times to make sure you spelled each poets’ name correctly, because you really only read their work during April, even though you insist on how much their work means to you the rest of the year.
- Read early drafts of poems you wrote three National Poetry Months ago and die a little inside after counting the number of times you used a flower metaphor.
- Go to an open mic night and sit through four harmonica soloists before the poets get on stage.
- Research poets whose work you have never read. Chances are high that there are at least several.
- Go to a reading of new or recently published poets. They could use the moral support, especially if they’re grad student poets.
- Buy a new collection of poetry, then make time to read only half of it.
- Read poets recommended by your friends.
- Read poets recommended by your enemies.
- Write poetry in a coffee shop.
- Realize that “writing poetry in a coffee shop” requires four hours of sipping a latte and people-watching before writing down any words.
- Revise the thirteen poems you wrote in the past twenty-seven days and call it a statistical success.
- Find the good poem out of the thirteen you’ve written (the chosen Messiah of your poems) and revise it again.
- Select the Messiah poem as the best of your poems and post it on your blog on the last day of April, then take it down after worrying about its quality, then resurrect it back onto your blog three hours later.
- Relax. Poetry is about a lot of things, but first and foremost, it’s about paying attention to the small details around you. You could sporadically write many poems, but you need things to write about: the way your shirt smells like smoke the morning after a campfire, the way the smell clings to you as you listen to the seesaw of traffic over the hill. Or something like that.
-jk

Is there a place for soft-spoken introverts in the competitive fast-paced aggressively limited-time-offer college-industrial complex? The short answer is no. The long answer is no, thank goodness.
Let’s face it: Spring Break is an undergrad’s game. Most of them flock to some sunny island whose painful history of colonization you learned about last week in a story form PRI’s The World. Grad students just don’t have the time or money or energy for a ritzy vacation, but that doesn’t mean they can’t have a glamorous Spring Break from the comfort of their university. There are many fun activities grad students can enjoy.
The young short story begins with a bang as the author manages to write six thousand words in several non-continuous sittings over the course of two weeks, though the author will later describe it in workshop as a single moment of creative pure truth. The short story matures with each passing workshop, experiencing growing pains, expanding and then suddenly being cut by a thousand words repeatedly, and not just because Rick from workshop said it “felt a little novelish.”
As a child, I wanted to be a scientist. Astronomy called to me, but so did biology, zoology, ecology, geology, and entomology. The world was colossal, and to a youngshysmallguy, science was a way to make it less scary. Diseases, meteors, and volcanoes didn’t have to be terrifying as long as someone could show me how to figure out how and why they worked.
This weekend, an ice storm fluttered over eastern Nebraska, coating Lincoln in thin layers of slick ice and making it difficult to drive or walk. It has warmed up today, but UNL cancelled classes. I left my apartment only once this weekend for the sacred ritual of movies and food. Otherwise I’ve been inside my apartment avoiding the weather’s risks.
The last time I wrote anything for NaNoWriMo this year was November 8. After November 9, I mysteriously lost interest in a genre-bending crime-western about four elderly women who witness a murder and can only recall the gritty details of a bad acid trip they had together in their college days in the late 1960s.
November 1 kicked off the beginning of National Novel Writing Month, or NaNoWriMo, the long-standing tradition in which writers and readers alike decide to write a novel (or 50,000 words at least) during the month of November. The idea isn’t to have a novel finished by December 1, but to have written enough of a first draft of a novel (or memoir or novella even) to build on during the next year, something to return to and tinker with at a more casual, realistic pace.